Swiss Colony Beef Log - Eric Cartman
The stockings are hung on the chimney
And the presents are under the tree
And mama’s in the kitchen
Making some… h-herbal tea…
The windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight
But as I wander through this quiet house
Something just doesn’t seem right
Every year, the neighbors would bring us a Swiss Colony Beef Log
But the neighbors aren’t around, around, around…
And there’s no beef log to be found
No beef log…
Christmas isn’t Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log
Without those cheeses and meats
I don’t think I can get along
Mother tries to comfort me, she says
“Here son, have some eggnog.”
But I fucking hate eggnog
But what do I see
Underneath the tree
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log
Just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Grandma!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That’s what Christmas is all about!
A roly ploy Colony Beef Log, lady!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with balls of Swiss Colony
Fa la la la la, la la, la, laaaaa!
SPNG Tags: Misha Collins / Wizard of Oz / Good Witch of the North / Funny / Yet sadly ironic /“I don’t know if I’ve been changed for the better/ but because I knew you/ I have been changed for good.”
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